Are you right for this blog?

You know those things you are afraid to tell people, because you think they will think you are weird? Well, no worries! I am here to say it for you, because frankly I have nothing better to do than drink wine and watch Lifetime. So, you are probably already asking yourself why you are even reading this, I got that covered...

10 Reasons to Read My Blog:

1. It's better than picking your nose.
2. It goes really well with wine (or beer, or liquor, or water, whatever is your preference).
3. It is safer than sex.
4. It tastes better than dirty laundry.
5. It's better than looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
6. 86 percent of the people I know think I am AWESOME!
7. Your wish won't come true if you don't recommend this blog to 10 other people.
8. It doesn't cost you any calories.
9. It is cheaper than a movie.
10. And who doesn't like random?

Well, if any of those weren't convincing enough then I just don't know what to say. You probably have a life or something. Oh well.

Stay tuned for the ride ahead.